Feb 272017
 

Nekopara Chocola logo…he was just too lazy to take pictures, especially given my rather stupid photography setup. Hah, but it’s not like I stopped buying weird stuff and the figures I’m gonna show you today are just a fraction of what I got, so here we go!

1.) The Nekos / Catgirls from Nekopara

The first (as you may be able to guess from the logo) are the Nekopara mini figures, from the extremely successful and totally not steamy[1] visual novel series of the same name. Actually, the project will now even get an Anime OVA due to an equally successful [Kickstarter project] that I totally did not pledge for (I guess I still need to do something about my name showing up in the credits :roll: ).

I had planned to ask people to pledge for the extension to that – their [slacker backer] campaign – but it has already overshot the last stretch goal, so not much of a point unless to really want to get your hands on the OVA and/or the merchandise. At least we get a Nyanko bonus OVA now as well. Anyway, here are some pictures – unfortunately I didn’t get a hold of the limited preorder bonus anymore, as usually, click to enlarge:

Nekopara Nyankos

The chibi figures of our kitties, f.l.t.r.: Azuki, Cinnamon, Coconut, Vanilla, Chocola, Maple, Shigure (who’s actually human) and Miruku/Milk. Cute as fuck!

Ah yes, sorry for the licensing stamps. I was too lazy to create the usual two versions, one for here and one for off-site use. If somebody really wants a clean version of some of the photos, let me know in the comments – the license won’t change though.  Let’s look at the individual kittens, pair-wise:

 

Those two are the main catgirls, featuring a touching backstory of having been abandoned when very young and then saved by the main character whose role the player takes in the visual novel. Said backstory will be featured in a mini VN as well as a mini Anime OVA thanks to the Anime crowdfunding campaigns breaking through the $800.000 and $1.000.000 stretch goal milestones. They’re the youngest amongst the cats, and of unknown breed. Also, they’re twins, despite not looking the part.

Next:

 

Here we have the local tsundere loli Azuki (I do like her attitude!), a Munchkin cat, who is the oldest of the pack and the pretty perverted Cinnamon, whom we will see more of in the final VN that’ll come out some time this year – I forgot the actual release date. She’s supposed to be a Scottish Fold.

More:

 

Besides being the largest of the pack (in several ways), Coconuts’ most distinct feature are probably her dichromatic eyes. She’s the second-youngest and pretty naïve as well. The other one here is Maple, an American Curl who tends to get into fights with Coconut on a regular basis. Maple will also be shown more of in the final VN. And two more to go:

 

As said, Shigure is no actual catgirl, but the main characters sister, and a huge brocon as well (although there is no corresponding siscon going on here). She raised all of the first six catgirls shown above, and she supposedly did a great job with that. To the right we see Milk (Hepburn pronunciation “Mi-ru-ku”), who is a side character, not a member of the main cast. She’s a very young kitten helping her owner at a [Takoyaki] stand, and she’s cute as hell.

Yay for genetically engineered catgirls! (We seriously need a Kickstarter campaign for that!)

[1] The games feature explicit content only if you buy the original versions. If you get the games on Steam, they will be censored. There are content restoration patches for those versions as well, but in essence, you can get both uncensored as well as a slightly cheaper, censored versions. The Anime OVAs will not contain any explicit content.

2.) Illyasviel von Einzbern

I had actually sworn to myself that I would never ever watch Magical Girl stuff again (I did it once, in the late 90s’). But then, there came the Yuri, and when there is Girls Love, there’s just no way I’m gonna hold back, no matter the setting. So yes, I did watch all of Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma☆Illya, and it’s… pretty questionable stuff, at least in season 2 & 3 if I remember correctly. This is Loli Yuri, you have been warned! In any case, let’s go all pink, sigh…

 

Yeah, I know. Just don’t say anything. I feel conflicted and embarrassed enough posting her here! Let’s take a closer look:

Illya, angle shot

Angle shot – I mean, yeah, she’s beautifully crafted, the detail level is high, and it’s a very dynamic pose. The problem with this clearly lies elsewhere :roll:

Let’s take a look at her face:

Illyas' face

Yep, Phat Companys’ sculptors and color producers did a pretty much perfect job here…

It gets much worse though…

Cardholder Analysis 1

This is wrong for too many reasons. Please do not watch the Anime, for I fear you might learn all of them.

You know, I’d love to tell you that my one complaint with this figure is the lack of detail on her card holder, and that I took this photo to show you said lack of detail… And of course, the card holder being totally out of focus here has nothing to do with anything! And that there is an actually correctly taken shot of this doesn’t mean anything either! Ah yeah, here:

Cardholder Analysis 2

The card holder *does* indeed lack some detail however… The FuRyu figure of her has the detailed pattern on it for instance.

Now if we can agree that none of this ever happened, we’re all good! But then again, I could’ve just not posted her in the first place, guess I feel like a criminal who does want to be caught after all.

Well, whatever, so what’s left? There will be two more scale figures in the future, of which one is particularly beautiful – look forward to a nice Kimono for once! And there are also some Nendoroids who’re missing for now, and depending on when a certain Madoka★Magica 2-figure set is really coming out, there will be another two to add to the list.

Guess I still have a lot of pictures to take. Could be that this blog will once more shift from technical stuff to weird Anime merchandise in next few weeks. :roll: